Jim Morrison fans: I want to do acid with him in Yellow Stone.
David Bowie fans: He’s my weird dad and he’s made of light.
Jimmy Page fans: I’m smoking weed right now.
Paul McCartney fans: What the fuck did you just say? No, what the fuck? Don’t TRY me bitch!!!!!!
John Lennon fans: He was so smart 🙂 he knew so much 🙂 he was so enlightened.
Bob Dylan fans: I don’t mind the sound of glass breaking. I love the noise of nails on a chalk board. I like the smell of cheap weed.
Brian Jones fans: AHHHHHH look how cute AHHHHH.
Keith Richards fans: Here’s grandpa. He’s immortal and we love him.
Iggy Pop fans: *Naked, covered in glitter and screaming.*
Lou Reed fans: This is our Lou. A naughty bucket of sin but we love him nonetheless.
All of these are me