bowies-thighs:

hey so @bowiethemememime and I went to guitar center today right? and like…we found this

so like yeah thats super fucking cool right? so I go to flip through it and its got a lot of neat stuff…but ..,the fIRST FUCKING SONg is this

LET ME TELL YOU WHEN I SAW IT MY IMMEDIATE REACTION WAS TO FREAK OUT AND SLAM THE BOOK SHUT. IM GONNA FUCKING CRY I SWEAR TO GOD I’VE BEEN CURSED BY DAVID OR SOMETHING, WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN.