aladdinvain:

i deadass want early ziggy hair yk early 1972 lük with short mullet……. but im so lazy i dont wanna bleach my hair and also i need to go to tech fairs fishing for internships so….. i need to look formal n shit like that….. make bright red mullet mainstream pls

Get a shitty side shave so when it starts growing back your hair just sticks out like that but only on half of your head. It’s like a sideways mullet